“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
– Homer Simpson
“If I ever win PowerBall, I’ll just keep farming until it’s gone.”
– Dick Heston
Homer is, and Dad was, a funny guy.
My favorite Homer quote was, “Quick! What’s the number for 9-1-1?!”
If you’re looking for some laughter in your post-Christmas, sugar-cookie, toy-assembling, egg-nog induced stupor, try these clips:
Some days, you just need a chuckle!
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